[Henry Krinkle]

Oh…don’t get me started!=o)

Your moma is so fat she has to roll over twice to go to sleep.

Your moma is so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Your moma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Your mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Your mama is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

[Henry Krinkle]

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: DoYouThinkHeSawUs!

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
A: DoYouThinkHeSawUs Rex!

[Henry Krinkle]

Q: Who invented raving?

A: Moses…when he went to the top of Mount Sinai and dropped a couple of tablets!=o)

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